Ever mix strawberry soda with whiskey?

I just did. It wasn't deliberate, mind you. Ugh.

This is why I need a significant other. Well, also to wipe my butt when I get old. And the occasional sex, I suppose.

Still, never underestimate the value of a clean anus. Or a drink without strawberry soda in it.
swampgirl says...

Like I tell my husband who pours 10 year old bourbon into a Diet Rite. "Stop that damnit! I'll go by you some cheap Seagrams for that!" All you're doing is ruining a good whiskey and a good soda at the same time.

Drink it straight MEN. Chase it w/ something else for the occasional ack ack aftertaste.

kronosposeidon says...

^It was an ACCIDENT! Here's what happened:

The light bulb in my refrigerator just burned out, and I hadn't replaced it yet. I didn't have the light on in the kitchen because there's just enough light from the living room to work with. Anyway I went to freshen my drink, and I had a can of 7-Up already opened in the fridge. However my son had left a half-empty can of strawberry soda in there too. So I grabbed a can, poured a splash into my drink, and then took a sip. That's when the horrifying realization kicked in, that I had grabbed the wrong can.

And swampy, when I'm drinking the good hooch like you describe I only use a little ice and a wee splash of water. But when I'm drinking regular, run-of-the-mill booze (Canadian Club), I add just a splash of 7-Up, or sometimes Coke. So please don't question my testicular fortitude when it comes to whiskey. My ancestry is mostly Irish, so thems is fightin' words. And don't think I won't hit you because you're a girl. I hit rottenseed all the time.

Crosswords says...

>> ^Farhad2000:
In my country they shoot you if you mix Vodka.
Actually Vodka with pickled cucumbers goes great.


I wasn't aware vodka had much in the way of a strong enough taste to warrant such a devotion to its purity. Actually its lack of a strong taste is what makes it perfect for mixing, any normally tasty beverage can be alcoholed up without altering its composition drastically.

Then again I'm far from a vodka connoisseur, my last bout was with a large bottle of McCormick I was tired of seeing sitting around and decided I should finish it off to get rid of it... not the smartest thing I've ever done.

MarineGunrock says...

>> ^schmawy:
I'm a straight up Bourbon drinker, but in the hot weather I've been having it on ice, in a tall highball, mixed 50/50 with sweet tea and a cherry. I recommend.


I'll have to try that! My question is how does a British Yank know how to make sweet tea?

thinker247 says...

Sorry I'm late to post here, but I just woke from my week-long hangover.

But seriously, I understand the plight of wrongly mixed drinks. I once mixed Four-dollar-fifth of gin with Diet 7-Up. I thought I was going to hurl BEFORE I was drunk. Which is a crime in Kuwait, I think.

A short list of great drinks that have made me do terrible things to bar stools:

AMF (Adios, Motherfucker)
Long Island Iced Tea (tip the bartender for that extra special Kelsey Grammer amount)
Cherry Bomb ("Bomb" is right. I think I invaded a sovereign nation while drunk on 13 of those fuckers.)
Rattlesnake (something involving Kahlua, Creme de Cacao and taking off my pants at a house party.)

However, the worst combination I have ever tried:

A six-pack of Bud Light chased with an entire pint of Jagermeister and a few swigs of Goldschlager. You don't even want to know the medium Jackson Pollock used in THAT bathroom!

Now it's time to get drunk on PBR and watch midget porn.

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