I just did. It wasn't deliberate, mind you. Ugh.
This is why I need a significant other. Well, also to wipe my butt when I get old. And the occasional sex, I suppose. Still, never underestimate the value of a clean anus. Or a drink without strawberry soda in it. Comments  who has this post bookmarked rottenseed
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edit: of course, you have to be stoned prior to consumption
Drink it straight MEN. Chase it w/ something else for the occasional ack ack aftertaste.
The light bulb in my refrigerator just burned out, and I hadn't replaced it yet. I didn't have the light on in the kitchen because there's just enough light from the living room to work with. Anyway I went to freshen my drink, and I had a can of 7-Up already opened in the fridge. However my son had left a half-empty can of strawberry soda in there too. So I grabbed a can, poured a splash into my drink, and then took a sip. That's when the horrifying realization kicked in, that I had grabbed the wrong can.
And swampy, when I'm drinking the good hooch like you describe I only use a little ice and a wee splash of water. But when I'm drinking regular, run-of-the-mill booze (Canadian Club), I add just a splash of 7-Up, or sometimes Coke. So please don't question my testicular fortitude when it comes to whiskey. My ancestry is mostly Irish, so thems is fightin' words. And don't think I won't hit you because you're a girl. I hit rottenseed all the time.
You drink gay.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Girl-Drink-Drunk
(Crittter's married right?
And I do love me some Pucker. Liquid Jolly Ranchers is always a good thing.
Actually Vodka with pickled cucumbers goes great.
In my country they shoot you if you mix Vodka.
Actually Vodka with pickled cucumbers goes great.
I wasn't aware vodka had much in the way of a strong enough taste to warrant such a devotion to its purity. Actually its lack of a strong taste is what makes it perfect for mixing, any normally tasty beverage can be alcoholed up without altering its composition drastically.
Then again I'm far from a vodka connoisseur, my last bout was with a large bottle of McCormick I was tired of seeing sitting around and decided I should finish it off to get rid of it... not the smartest thing I've ever done.
I'm a straight up Bourbon drinker, but in the hot weather I've been having it on ice, in a tall highball, mixed 50/50 with sweet tea and a cherry. I recommend.
I'll have to try that! My question is how does a British Yank know how to make sweet tea?
You drink gay.
He also has sex gay.
Silence! I will not hear another word against anything Canadian!!
But seriously, I understand the plight of wrongly mixed drinks. I once mixed Four-dollar-fifth of gin with Diet 7-Up. I thought I was going to hurl BEFORE I was drunk. Which is a crime in Kuwait, I think.
A short list of great drinks that have made me do terrible things to bar stools:
AMF (Adios, Motherfucker)
Long Island Iced Tea (tip the bartender for that extra special Kelsey Grammer amount)
Cherry Bomb ("Bomb" is right. I think I invaded a sovereign nation while drunk on 13 of those fuckers.)
Rattlesnake (something involving Kahlua, Creme de Cacao and taking off my pants at a house party.)
However, the worst combination I have ever tried:
A six-pack of Bud Light chased with an entire pint of Jagermeister and a few swigs of Goldschlager. You don't even want to know the medium Jackson Pollock used in THAT bathroom!
Now it's time to get drunk on PBR and watch midget porn.
Also probably an alcoholic under most standards. But not mine!